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angrynerdyblogger:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn

It’s been a while since this was on my blog so I’ll do my usual routine of saying that this is all excellent advise but please do not light zombies on fire.
Zombies are not like living humans. They have no pain receptors, so they will not notice they’re on fire. They will continue to stumble along until too much of their infrastructure is damaged by fire, but the human body takes extreme heat to burn properly. Unless there’s an accelerant, such as gas, it will take ages for the zombies to become immobilised by fire. You need that fuel for other things, so you shouldn’t be wasting it burning zombies.
Basically, if you light a zombie or a horde of zombies on fire, you’re now going to have flaming zombies on your hands. Flaming zombies that will meticulously follow you, lighting fire to everything they touch in the process. They could start forest fires, building fires, even destroy your whole camp. Plus, you do not want to inhale smoke that contains burning zombie ash. The slightest speck of surviving bodily fluid, and you’re infected.
So yeah. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, please do not set fire to the zombies.

angrynerdyblogger:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

It’s been a while since this was on my blog so I’ll do my usual routine of saying that this is all excellent advise but please do not light zombies on fire.

Zombies are not like living humans. They have no pain receptors, so they will not notice they’re on fire. They will continue to stumble along until too much of their infrastructure is damaged by fire, but the human body takes extreme heat to burn properly. Unless there’s an accelerant, such as gas, it will take ages for the zombies to become immobilised by fire. You need that fuel for other things, so you shouldn’t be wasting it burning zombies.

Basically, if you light a zombie or a horde of zombies on fire, you’re now going to have flaming zombies on your hands. Flaming zombies that will meticulously follow you, lighting fire to everything they touch in the process. They could start forest fires, building fires, even destroy your whole camp. Plus, you do not want to inhale smoke that contains burning zombie ash. The slightest speck of surviving bodily fluid, and you’re infected.

So yeah. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, please do not set fire to the zombies.

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This is probably the greatest thing you will see all day. You’re welcome.

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themarktomandtravisblow:

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thespacegoat:

this is my favorite photo of john green <333

thespacegoat:

this is my favorite photo of john green <333

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"